Saying Mean Things: So I have a strange little habit of saying mean things TO my crush or to somebody NEXT TO my crush. And I don't know why?????? Like what in my brain is like "Insult him. He'll fall madly in love with me"???? I do not understand myself. But this happens SO FREAKING MUCH. Like, I'll be talking, notice that he can hear or that he's listening, and then go out of my way to INSULT HIM. I just.... why??? One of my absolute favorite examples of this is the time when I was walking by his table in social studies, and the person who sits next to him says "Dani I'm smarter than Cookie!" And do you want to know what I said? Would you like to know? Well I looked directly at him and said "Yeah, well everyone is." Like why??? What is wrong with me????
Awkward Eye-Contact: So another one of my
Me Being Me...: So this one actually happened today, and I'm not sure if you guys know this, but I have 4 cats. So some of their erm... habits have rubbed off on me. Specifically that they hiss when they feel threatened or surprised. So today everybody was doing a walk-around-the-room work-sheet thing. And Cookie came up next to me and I HISSED AT HIM. Like I KNEW it was him and I STILL hissed at him. And his response was just a high-pitched "Ok" I just................ I'm DEAD.
So yeah... These are my embarrassing crush stories. If you have any, feel free to share in the comments!
Bye Sincerely
Dani Jones