Sunday, March 26, 2017

Vlog- Favorite Books and My Pops

(By the way if there's a background noise it's my phone)

Bye Sincerely

Friday, March 24, 2017

New Writing Piece

 Hi guys! I decided to make a new writing piece cause why not? So here it is!

Where am I? What am I doing here? I sat up and looked around. I seemed to be in a bleached white room. There's a digital clock that showed the date and time. Wait! I looked at the clock, then I looked at my tattoo. "I should be dead!"Suddenly I felt woozy. I looked and I saw a mechanical contraption pumping a liquid into my arm. And everything went black.


When I came to, there was a girl bringing me some food. "Thank you." I said. She just nodded her head. "Why am I here?" I asked. "Because you are not dead, and you are supposed to be." a voice said. But it wasn't the girl's in front of me, she hadn't moved her lips. I looked around. "Who's there?!" I yelled startled. The girl pointed to a mirror. "It's a one way mirror, Ava." said the voice. "Why am I not dead? I thought that you were supposed to die on the date on your tattoo, so why am I not dead?" I asked. The voice laughed. "Yes, yes. Everyone knows that when you're born you get a tattoo of the date they're going to die. What nobody knows is that, in order to control the population size, inside the tattoo there's a nano bot that is programmed to instantly kill on that date. But, apparently you are immune."  Immune? How could I be immune? And to what? "But luckily, we have you here now. And now we can kill you properly." the voice said. Wait! Kill me? The liquid started gushing again, but this time I fought to stay awake. But finally the darkness took over.

Did you guys like that? Would you like me to do more? I know I think it's cool! 

Bye Sincerely
                         Dani Jones my signature's not working



Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Laptop Pics

 Hi guys! Some of you may know that I got a laptop! It's an hp and it's pink! Anyway, I had to restock my laptop with fandom pics and here they are!

Harry Potter
 Says calmly......... Is that calm? Tel me now, is that calmness? No? Didn't think so!
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN SEE THAT! 
 Hmm... why don't we go to the bathroom alone now?
 Is this one of the rare moments they caught Snape smiling? 
 #Stiflingalaugh 
 SIRIUS NO! Bwa-ha-ha! Imagine, when Ron got the howler from his Mom, Harry got one from Sirius but instead of him being mad he was praising Harry!
 OH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS!! 
 Don't worry... so am I!
 YUP!
#DEATHING NOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
This is a lovely bit of  fun until he gets alerted that you're using his name and comes after you! 

The Hunger Games
 Get your self up out of bed!
 The one time we agree.
Elsa/Beetee has a very inconsistent skin color!   
Death! No! No! X'(
 ARGH{DKwo
epRWIHPHGWR POOR GALE!  I MEAN I ALWAYS LIKED PEETA BETTER BUT YOU WERE STILL A GOOD PERSON!!

 This person would be the victor, I'm sure. And in the interview they should play dumb so nobody suspects!
 ARFOGHAE;RHGEIGHEP! Wait... that would mean that Haymitch is Katniss' uncle! What the heck?
 Umm... you forgot about me!
 Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
 Yeah! What the heck Marvel? Why would you do this to a little kid?
 AAWWWWWW!! Percy is his brother!! That actually brings us to the next category!

Percy Jackson
 I blame you Rick. No other 11 year old looks around and says "Why haven't you guys defeated a Minotaur?"
 We would find him and make him somehow resurrect Percy because Percy CANNOT ABSOLUTELY CANNOT kill Percy off!  
 That means I'm a demigod, I can read every single word! WAIT! What if the chapters where Frank, Hazel, Jason, and Reyna are narrating are in Roman?
 And Annabeth!
 Really though! I was kinda interested but at the same time like "Where's my Percy?"
 Why are you sobbing on the floor they said? 
What did Percy do now? Why is Poseidon upset?

The Lunar Chronicles 
 NO! NO! DO NOT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THIS!
Let'S gO saVe CinDEr!

 NCIS
 There was never a before NCIS for me! I've been watching it for as long as I can remember!
 No explanation needed.
 #WhatsAHashtag
 Back when Kate was still there...
NO! Only Gibbs can do that!

The Maze Runner
 Newt is the glue that keeps us together!
 YAS! IF ONLY!
 Can't breathe! No! Whoever made this obviously hates me!
 Happiness! 
 You kidding me? Everyone I liked (besides Minho and Thomas) DIED! YOU SAY THAT ENDED WELL?
 #NewtDay! Mark it on your calendar!
 *goes in corner and cries*
Le hand goes up.

My Little Pony shut up I like it ok?
 I don't snore, at least, I think I don't..,
 Haha! Yeah!
Why is her cutie mark herself?

Miraculous Ladybug I like this too, I'm weird ok?
 Literally though!
Haha!

Fangirling In General
EXACTLY!
I actually say this all the time!
Honestly, don't you read?
The definition of fangirling!

 So obviously I don't have a lot, but that's ok! I can get more... if I can find them!

Bye Sincerely